Come inside
Gentlemen of all walks of life
Business class and working men
Seat yourselves
Todays special suits all tastes since we do not discriminate
A la carte
You can order what you wish
You know best what you desire
Medium rare
Or would you prefer well done
I am pleased to please
Sire

My masculinity
Refreshed by fetishizing flesh
And advertising appetite
I serve these meats with pride
Prepare them for your satisfaction
Quality is guaranteed
Or it’s half off for your next meal

Limb by limb
We dissect the feminine
Feed it to your hungry souls
Choose your cut
I’m not picky I’m your cook
And they’ll all sizzle on my coals

Juicy and fat are the popular racks and for sides I like fries and a dip
Split her in half, right down the back
Wrap her in foil, roast her and broil
Slather the rib til their dripping with sauce then I’ll section them off into bits
Digestible portions for kings
Slice off the fingers and try not to linger the appetizers should be served first
Three for a buck, five for good luck
My special rub’s the secret to flavor I mix up her guts with my own savor
Nothing but love
Food for your thought

My masculinity
Refreshed by fetishizing flesh
And advertising appetite
It’s not just taste I like
It’s presentation too
Lights camera action

S’il vous plaît

Welcome to hell’s kitchen
You will be raving
Craving a chance to experience
Utmost delight only served by the best at our famous establishment

Seasoning beyond any reasoning
titillating your tongue with spices, stuffings
Glazings and dressings like no one else

Tantalizing giblets and riblets and bits
Drool worthy Dishes
Sauces that kill

You’ll be nibbling
Dribbling and dripping, drizzling
All over yourself
Splattering condiments onto your coat like the piglet you really are

Waitresses at your service will clean messes and spills
Don’t hesitate to make them work for their pay

They’re hired to serve
Trained to attends to your every need
Hungry men need their women served on a golden plate
Come on in you will feast like a king

Just dress like a man